Thank god Canada is far away
Well, well, well……
My brother-in-law was away, my sister was too lazy, and I didn’t feel like going alone, so I stayed at home on good ol’ Reunion Day.
The Mysterious Muffin Man has sent me a PM cautioning me to get myself a very long stick indeed.
This is becoming worrying. What if the Muffin Man ever comes to Europe, and the stick I have to ward him off does not suffice?
Would he tear off all my clothes and dress me in one of his ridiculous shirts?
Would he make me wear his sandals of dread?
Would I have to make a rubber band ball? (Don’t ask, dear readers, just don’t ask….)
I have decided not to wait for that day or be dependent on the length of my warding-off stick.
I am not helpless!
Thankfully Germany has a powerful killing machine already abroad. And I will use it.
The Alb is an East German top agent currently hiding out in the Edmonton area.
the Alb
Don’t, I repeat, don’t ever touch his sunglasses or - heaven forbid - put them on! They will suck out your eyeballs!
The Muffin Man has successfully avoided the Alb once already, but the Alb’s new disguise will render him totally helpless….
the posing lascivious lady disguise
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha, he won’t know what hit him!!!!!
…. And I will be safe.
*sighs*
October 5th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
100 points.
tmm
October 6th, 2005 at 12:00 am
“Would I have to make a rubber band ball? (Don’t ask, dear readers, just don’t ask….)”
Asking hereby
But the fearsome Alb? Just feed hime some dutch vegetables and he wont bother anyone anymore
October 6th, 2005 at 12:57 am
Asking as well
Alba dangerous? Wait til you see my evil wizard look!
October 6th, 2005 at 7:43 pm
100 points, wow….
Muffin Man, will I still get the toaster if the Alb gets you?
Yes, Krankie, thank you quite a lot for giving the Muffin Man valuable self defence tips.
But then again I suppose that after the Dutch greens he will be immune to anything Canada can throw at him.
At both Dutchies: no, I can’t tell you; it’s too dreadful.
October 7th, 2005 at 8:14 am
can’t be too bad.
considering I don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about!
WTF LOL OMG 1!1!1!!