Update on ID and other stuff

Drew has kindly pointed me to a very interesting web site.

I was not aware of this religious movement. Or rather that more people are aware of the true Creator of our universe.

Sadly, they got it all wrong, but what can you expect from meat eaters? They only see what they want to see.
Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster always appears in the shape of Italian (pure durum wheat) pasta with wheat meat sauce!
I shall have to elaborate on this some other day.

But the important thing is that they actually wrote to school boards, demanding that teachings about the FSM be made a part of biology classes equal to ID, and even go out into the streets, trying to convert the heathens.

I dare say that our cause is important enough to put schisms aside and work together for the common goal.

Talking about meat - more often than not I am very glad that I’m not eating any meat products these days.

I’m not quite sure about the time anymore; either late last month or early this month it was discovered that some companies in Bavaria had sold meat that was not meant to end up in human food, but was destined to become pet food. Which is not a happy thought either, as the meat in question mainly consisted of rotting garbage.
The meat did not only end up in German sausages and the like, but was also sold into a couple of other European countries.

It took the authorities quite some time to follow the meat trail (while people would surely have preferred to hear some names as soon as possible…). In the end they announced that they had been too late, and that the products in question had all already been sold and very likely been eaten as well. (Still no brand names were mentioned. Hey, some people use their freezers, you know…)
The public was informed that during production the meat would have been heated so high that there was no danger of people getting ill from eating the “meat”. (Well, that’s a relief at least…)

And what do I read in the paper today? It was already known in July that this garbage had been sold to human food companies.
Thank you Bavaria for keeping a lid on that info long enough for people to buy all the garbage. Excuse me, but I’d really like some heads to roll there.

In other news: Heino will finally stop making music after the current tour. Hooray!!

11 Responses to “Update on ID and other stuff”

  1. krankimkopf Says:

    Wooohooo!!!

    No more Heino!! :D
    Well i do eat meat and phaps it isnt 100% top quality at all times, but hasnt mankind survived eons on non-sanitary meat?!

  2. Melantrys Says:

    Rotting garbage that only will not poison people because it was practically sterilized…?

    Hhhhhm….

  3. krankimkopf Says:

    Well what do you think ppl ate before the 20th century?! :P And some still with lack of other food available…

  4. Melantrys Says:

    Bluh.

  5. Frenzie Says:

    Since we’re animals, if other animals don’t die of it, neither will we.

  6. bluh Says:

    muh

  7. Granny Weatherwax Says:

    Sis, oh sis… (shakes head sorrowfully)

    I must confess I’m very worried about your new belief.
    I clicked on the link you provided and studied the “Flying Spaghetti Monster”-site very carefully.
    What can I say? I’m appalled.

    You mean to tell us that you really joined this dangerous cult? And you even try to convince others to do the same?
    What about our True Faith?? How can you even contemplate abandoning our flock?
    Don’t tell me you expect our One True God to forgive you. Or are you suffering from the delusion that He won’t notice?

    Have you forgotten that the Great Pumpkin sees everything, hears everything, even smells everything and smites all unbelievers???

    Repent! Repent…!

  8. krankimkopf Says:

    About odd religions..
    Thought i heard/read somewhere that some ppl really ‘believed’ in the Force and Jedi’s andsort but werent allowed to make it a legal religion..

    May The Goddess Elune light their paths ;)

  9. Anonymous Says:

    Ra will smite you all.

  10. lelly Says:

    rAmen! I am a Pastafarian, sister!
    As for the MEATballs, a a veggie, my interepretation of his Noodliness is that they are vegeterian quorn meatballs or possibly even falafel.
    Who can know for certain of the Divine?

    *rambles off back to padded cell*

  11. Melantrys Says:

    :dream: Falafel…. *drools*

    I’m positive that “meatballs” means “falafel”. The ones who do not believe in the vegetarian option simply are not able to understand the divine word.

    *shoves a bowl of hommus into your cell so you’ll have something to go with the falafel*

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