Melantrys’ Dictionary of Little Known Words
to snarfle (verb)
Snarfling is like quaffing, only with solids instead of a liquid.
Example: “Will you look at that carpet!?! I really don’t get why people have to snarfle their popcorn right here in the foyer of the cinema.”
© 2009/07/11 the nasty kitten
July 15th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
What the fuck is quaffing? lol
July 15th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
to quaff (archaic) - messy and/or fast drinking
I’ll teach you some English yet, lol.
July 15th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
SPAAAAAAAAMMMM! The Goon Show! ahaha:
BLOODNOK:
Ohhh, a white man … allow me to introduce myself sir. Major Dennis Bloodnok, International Christmas Pudding agent for the Sudan.
SEAGOON:
Gad, what luck! The very man I’m looking for.
BLOODNOK:
You mean you’re interested?
SEAGOON:
Of course.
BLOODNOK:
You don’t know what you’re undertaking. Do you realise there are men here who would be willing to drive you out of the country at any price?
SEAGOON:
Who are they?
BLOODNOK:
Taxi drivers.
July 15th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
SEAGOON:
Ha hmm. Tell me more about the pudding. Is there a portion somewhere in the Sudan?
BLOODNOK:
It’s all here lad, in Africa. Three quarters of it is worshipped as a god by the savage Naringi Burbas, and the other quarter has turned man-eater and is roaming the forest of Ying-Tong-Iddle-I-Po.
July 15th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Just ignore Pandora.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
*looks around*
*bows graciously*
July 16th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
mehehehe!
July 19th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I’ll teach you some English yet, lol.
From a couple of hundred years ago.
Just ignore Pandora.
Now why would we want to do that? He/she seems rather interesting.
July 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
So what, Pratchett uses the word (the real one) a lot in his novels, archaic or not.
And Lelly/Pandora is on some ancient comedy trip that I choose to ignore. *smiles brightly*
July 20th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
ying tong iddle i po
S not ancient.If you’re looking at “quaffing” this day and age…
July 23rd, 2009 at 5:00 am
The only snarf that I am aware of is an animated character on a cartoon called “The Thunder Cats”. Snarfling would be, of course, what a snarf does.
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
*glowers at Pandora*
David, it’s not my fault you watch weird cartoons.
The above definition of the word is correct, after all my sis made it up on the sp….., er, is a very learned woman.
July 24th, 2009 at 7:37 am
I have no doubt that Nasty Kitten is a veritable font of esoteric knowledge.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Mel’s sis is a sexy mamma.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
*glares at Brab* Hm….
*looks kindly at David* Why, thank you, young man!
July 26th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
So what, Pratchett uses the word (the real one) a lot in his novels, archaic or not.
Yes, but Pratchett is Pratchett and Brab is, hmmmm….Brab.
July 29th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Boobies are boobies; boobies are fun.
August 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
quaffing is when you have a beard and you drink ale, and three fourths of the ale ends up on your beard with the other fourth on the floor.
August 13th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
SsssnarfF!
Dave now you and I share one more thing in common! I loved thundercats! whatever happened to the animated movie they were making of it recently? no wait i don’t want to know lest my childhood gets ruined the way it was by Transformers and i predict, G.I.Joe.
August 13th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
@ David:
I have no doubt that Nasty Kitten is a veritable font of esoteric knowledge.
You betcha.
*pats Brab to calm him down*
@ the nasty Kitten: Never mind the Brab, he just wants to play.
@ Lynnette:
Yes, but Pratchett is Pratchett and Brab is, hmmmm….Brab.
Yeeeees…..
*pats Brab some more*
@ Anarki: Indeed.
And the really funny thing is that we both aren’t native speakers…